Dangerous Lies

White Castles in the Sky

Jan 4, 2017 | | Say something

I am writing this from a combination Church’s Chicken and White Castle. I made a New Year’s resolution to be less racist, so I will simply say a person of unspecified racial origin misheard my order and repeated it back to me in such a thick Indian accent that I couldn’t understand it. Those who […more]

Wendy’s Nonsense

Jan 1, 2017 | | Say something

I am in a Wendy’s in Canton, Michigan. Someone is babbling in a foreign language. It probably doesn’t sound like babbling to them, but it sure as shit does to me. They have an attractive redhead in the Wendy’s commercials, however the real Wendy who the restaurant was named after, the daughter of the founder, […more]

Ideas for a New Year’s Resolution

Dec 31, 2016 | | Say something
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You might be wondering what new year’s resolution to make. Most people forget about their resolution within 6 weeks of making them, so the best resolution is the one that is easy to remember, or one that can be done in 6 weeks. The simplest resolutions are the best. Since I am a super genius I will […more]

Your Daily Horoscope

Dec 27, 2016 | | Say something

These apply to whatever day you read them and are 100% true, even if you think they aren’t. Today’s horoscope for Scorpio: you have often been cavalier about eating expired food, but today you can avoid diarrhea by playing by the rules. People are talking about you behind your back, but if you accuse them […more]

Give to the Poor on Christmas

Dec 24, 2016 | | Say something

Whoever allows suffering causes it. When one has the means (money) to help another in desperate need and instead uses it to buy a gift for someone who doesn’t need it, an evil act is committed. It seems like generosity but it is misdirected. There are far more good deeds done than at other times […more]

Hunters Are Garbage And Will Fry In Hell

Dec 20, 2016 | | Say something

Many people enjoy shooting and killing innocent wildlife. This is a natural thing that humans do; but humans are satanic shits. If you hunt and kill rabbits, deer, birds, or other innocent wildlife, you are guaranteed to be raped in the ass painfully for all eternity. The hunters’ asses will break open, but the devil […more]

Rick Snyder Doesn’t Care About Black People

Dec 19, 2016 | | Say something
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I am a white man who lives in Michigan and I believe that our governor has no emotional stake in the tragedies affecting the black people of Detroit and Flint. He does not care if people in Flint have lead in their water. He cares not at all about Detroit’s public school system and what happens […more]

Irritate People While They Watch TV and Movies

Dec 16, 2016 | | Say something

People are entertained and content when they are watching a TV show or movie that they really like. So content, that they sit still for hours and do nothing. They are in a trance; hypnotized by the shiny rectangle. It is your duty to free people from their vision being locked on the screen of […more]

How to Determine Someone’s Race if You’re Blind

Dec 15, 2016 | | Say something

This post is dedicated to all of my blind readers. I appreciate your loyalty and would like to reward you! So, I will teach you how to tell what race someone is without seeing them. This will also work with people who can see who are wearing dark sunglasses or a blindfold during an orgy. […more]

How to Get A High Paying Job

Dec 14, 2016 | | Say something

Everyone loves money, because money buys happiness and sex. The best things in life cost money. Those who say, “The best things in life are free,” are typically poor. They are jealous of the wealthy and want to kill them and wear their skin, like a fur coat with very little fur. This isn’t their […more]