Dangerous Lies

The Corporate Will Becomes Our Own

Sep 26, 2016 | | Say something

Why do people who work for a corporation care how much money it makes? Why don’t they just give away free shit? Because they have been brainwashed by the green rectangles of purchase! They fear losing their jobs if they break the rules at their workplace, but what if their bosses refused to punish them? […more]

I Am The Greatest Writer To Ever Fucking Live

Sep 24, 2016 | | Say something

On the front page there is a button to donate to the author; please give me free money. This will fund my career so that I need not perform manual labor to survive. I was destined to teach and have a divine mission to lead you Earthlings to victory over your inner demons. Trust in […more]

Society Rewards All The Wrong Actions

Sep 19, 2016 | | Say something

Society’s priorities are idiotic, but when I am in charge of the world, this will change. None of this damn all-consuming focus on members of the opposite genitals will be allowed; for my dictatordom is already overpopulated. This hippity-hop rabbity-rap stuff talking about sex with 80 women on piles of money will be banned as […more]

Drugs = Death

Sep 18, 2016 | | Say something

Everyone who has done drugs is either dead or on their way to being dead. People come up with all sorts of excuses for doing drugs: my dick won’t get hard, it feels good, I’m in pain, etc. But it’s all bullshit, everyone who uses drugs of any kind is an addict. Sick people are […more]

Murder Your Xbox

Sep 18, 2016 | | Say something

Video games are even more pointless than life. Pretty soon there will be virtual reality games that will make you feel as though you are inside another world. These will steal your soul and make video games more appealing than real life. Although future games will be more immersive, the peak of destructiveness is already […more]

Stop Mowing Your Lawn

Sep 18, 2016 | | Say something

GLOBAL WARMING IS IN FULL EFFECT! We are cutting down plants which eat carbon dioxide and poop out oxygen with machines that burn gasoline and spew out carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Carbon dioxide makes the planet hotter. This is no good. If we want it to snow on Christmas we must get over our […more]

Kick Your Psychiatrist In the Nuts

Sep 17, 2016 | | Say something

There’s a “war on drugs” going on to “protect” you from dangerous and addictive substances. Certain ones, at least. Other addictive drugs are prescribed to people who don’t need them, and your leaders do nothing about it. That’s because a piece of the pie goes to them via taxes taken from pharmaceutical companies, as opposed […more]

Animals Have Feelings Stop Killing Them

Sep 16, 2016 | | Say something

Failing to consider the feeling of others is one of the easiest ways for a person to end up doing evil things. Many humans, being self-centered and miseducated, believe that animals either do not have feelings or that their feelings do not count. They will kill “pests” like rats and ants, or wildlife like deer […more]

Lying For Sex no pics

Sep 8, 2016 | | Say something

I drive away from the mob and their righteous wrath regarding my shoplifting. “That’s karma for you,” Jessica declares smugly. “Bad things happen when you do bad things.” Normally I would just agree with her, but I am pissed off by my bloody elbows. I scraped them pretty painfully. “Karma isn’t real. People get away […more]

How To Get Rich Quick

Sep 7, 2016 | | Say something

Life costs money. If you never had to worry about money again, you could live forever. I don’t give a shit about anything. I wish I could kill myself without dying. So here’s how to get rich quick. Either suck dick for money, be a webcam model (masturbate in front of strangers), make porn films, […more]