Dangerous Lies

Pimps And Whores In The Music Industry

Aug 25, 2016 | | Say something
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This article was written by a skeleton on amphetamines. My [Morthrod’s] comments appear in brackets like [this]. The amphetamine skeleton is the one using (these) brackets. AM/FM radio has been on the decline for longer than anyone cares to recount. If you’re curious as to who owns all these stations, follow the chain of media […more]

Start Your Own Fight Club

Aug 24, 2016 | | Say something
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The Earth is overpopulated. That’s why we need to beat the shit out of each other until we die. Start a fight club with people on the street, preferably in poor areas where the police won’t come if they are called. The first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club, so don’t […more]

The New New Testament 9

Aug 23, 2016 | | Say something
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Jewsus gave his last and most important instructions of all to the 12 Wizard Dragons. “Spread the word, my most loyal followers, there are witches everywhere. They will often disguise themselves as old women, or even young women, and sometimes as dogs, cats, rocks or trees. A witch can turn herself into anything, and they […more]

Just The Tip

Aug 22, 2016 | | Say something
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When you get some sort of service from someone, they often expect you to pay them extra money. It’s not as fun to be nice when you’re expected to be nice. I gave you 2 extra dollars, and you piss in my coffee? Fuck you. I already payed 100 for my lobster that was boiled […more]

Jack Goes To College

Aug 19, 2016 | | Say something
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Once upon a time there was a man named Jack. He ate rabbit shit Raisin Bran for breakfast every day. As in he picked out the raisins and put rabbit shit in instead. This was the only meal he ate because after that he was high on amphetamines all day, which he was addicted to […more]

Lying For Sex Part 15

Aug 19, 2016 | | Say something
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“Why don’t you just go get a private dance in the back and cum on one of the stripper’s hands. It would be easier than with me; I know all you are about is easy women,” Jessica bitches. This woman let me finger her yeast-infected vagina on the first date. Most women wait a little […more]

Don’t Read This

Aug 18, 2016 | | Say something
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I met an old man who told me that he could give me magical powers. Of what kind, I asked. The power to see women naked, he replied. He showed me a website on the internet known as pornhub.com. After watching humans have sexual intercourse for a while, I became bored. I told the old […more]

Gullible Gamblers

Aug 17, 2016 | | Say something
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Want to get lucky and win big? Then never gamble again for the rest of your life, and enjoy all the money you didn’t lose. The House always wins, which mean the games are rigged. Even if you break even at a casino, you still lose 50 to hundreds of dollars on alcohol and rooms […more]

Lying For Sex Part 14

Aug 16, 2016 | | Say something
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When I return to the bar from the bathroom, I notice that Jessica has some down-time. She is looking into one of those hand-held mirrors and putting on more lipstick and adjusting her make-up in various ways. I watch her do this until she is finished. She turns around and sees me and smiles. “I […more]

The New New Testament 8

Aug 16, 2016 | | Say something
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Jewsus spoke to his 12 most loyal and credulous followers, know as the Wizard Dragons. Throughout his speech he fondled his flaccid wiener, for he was a holy man, and never got to blow his load. So it felt extra super good when he fondled his flop. “Never be afraid of human beings. All that […more]