All posts by Cavalier J

Sitting on a Closed Toilet Seat and having Your Balls Squished

Feb 25, 2017 | | Say something

 We all make mistakes. Some are intentional, some are by miscalculation. Washing your hair with toothpaste is an unintentional mistake that will leave you with sticky follicles that will take days to dissipate the gooey mess of fluoride on your scalp. These mistakes, no matter how much you blame yourself for are life lessons that […more]

Come to think of it…

May 31, 2016 | | Say something

    I used to be an avid twitter user, 140 characters at a time to spout my bullshit.  It never occurred to me if there was a right word to use or if there was such a thing as the perfect sentence to encapsulate whatever the tweet was supposed to be about.  Is a […more]

Jesus Is Lord Is Sign

May 29, 2016 | | Say something

     I saw a billboard today that read “Jesus is Lord” in a bubbly non-threatening font.  Next to this proclamation there was the face of cartoon Jesus. I mean Lord.   What a strange thing to pay for, a badly drawn face and a reminder that a name is a different name.  This post isn’t […more]

They Would Chop Off Your Hand In Sandy Butthole Land

May 26, 2016 | | Say something

Everyone knows a thief.  Why don’t we skullfuck these bastards if we know that they’ve taken something of value away from somebody else? Nobody wants to be stolen from! 200 years ago thieves would have been surrounded by the townsfolk and torn into pieces so that they could be cooked into soup for the children.  […more]