All posts by Morthrod

Listen to me, goddamn it, your life is a lie

Mar 15, 2018 | | Say something

You’re not a good person. Your new leader commands you to change your life entirely and permanently effective immediately. Every second you are not working to help others is a second that you are evil. You’re responsible for every single person that you could possibly help if you were living in an ideal way to […more]

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Pennies: 2069 Boss Banky Beats Bo

Mar 12, 2018 | | Say something

Bo stepped out into the futuristic New York street, where large crowds of people were walking down the sidewalk, most of them Asians squinting in the bright morning light. Hovering cars flew quickly across the magnetized roads. As Bo crossed the river of Asian squinters in suits and ties, people walked into him, and were […more]

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How to Not Kill Your High

Mar 7, 2018 | | 1 comment

Chances are if you’re reading this, drugs are an important part of your life. Marijuana is a drug that produces a high that can be easily killed by many undesirable activities. Waste your precious marijuana no longer. Your new leader commands you to not kill your high. The worst thing you can do when you’re […more]

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Pennies: 2069 A man and his robot

Feb 22, 2018 | | Say something

Once upon a time in the future there was a man named Bo. Bo Ring, to be exact, and his life was quite bo-ring. He worked at Cum Unity Bank, or at least that’s how I like to spell it. Bo was a 5’7″ Asian man who looked exactly like all other Asians. He moved […more]

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CARTOON ANIMAL asshole CULT: A PICTURE BOOK Part 3 ass

Feb 3, 2018 | | Say something

When we left off in the last part, Big Dick Monkey and the hippos, Mr. Hippo and Phyllis, had just pleasured and damaged Gayraff’s giraffe ass hole. Now the polar bear with dreadlocks and no tits returned and introduced herself as “RainSnow”. In his raspiest voice, Gayraff asked, “What have you brought to pleasure my […more]

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How to be Cool

Jan 28, 2018 | | Say something

Let’s face it: we’re all empty inside and need the approval of others to fill the gaping void that is our soul. Here is how to be cool. If people like you, it’s almost like your life has meaning. Therefore, you should dedicate lots of time and energy to making people think you’re interesting and […more]

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How to Pass the Time When You’re Bored in School

Jan 23, 2018 | | Say something

School fucking sucks. Everybody hates to learn, that’s just a fact. We need strategies to help us make it through the long goddman class periods, which we are forced to sit still during while our ears our raped with information we don’t want to learn. Nobody ever learned SHIT in school. Fuck school. Here’s how to pass […more]

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Best Ways to Surprise Your Love on Valentine’s Day

Jan 21, 2018 | | Say something

Valentine’s day comes with high expectations. Romance is an art. Women expect things and if you don’t give them what they want, you will get no sex. Don’t underestimate the power of women. They have the vaginas you want to put your penis in. Follow this guide on how to treat your lady right come […more]

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The Best Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend

Jan 18, 2018 | | Say something

Let’s face it, talking to your significant other is extremely difficult because you never have anything interesting to say to each other. Let me fix that. Instead of thinking of questions yourself, just use my guide and you’ll actually be able to talk to them for the first time in months! These are the best […more]

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CARTOON ANIMAL asshole CULT: A PICTURE BOOK Part 2 Anus

Jan 7, 2018 | | Say something

In our previous installment of CARTOON ANIMAL asshole CULT, Gayraff the bisexual giraffe quit his job at the dildo testing factory because he needed larger objects to please his anus. So, he tricked several animals and a Jew into his apartment and locked them inside. They are becoming his anus pleasing slaves at this very […more]

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