All posts by Morthrod

Give to the Poor on Christmas

Dec 24, 2016 | | Say something

Whoever allows suffering causes it. When one has the means (money) to help another in desperate need and instead uses it to buy a gift for someone who doesn’t need it, an evil act is committed. It seems like generosity but it is misdirected. There are far more good deeds done than at other times […more]

Hunters Are Garbage And Will Fry In Hell

Dec 20, 2016 | | Say something

Many people enjoy shooting and killing innocent wildlife. This is a natural thing that humans do; but humans are satanic shits. If you hunt and kill rabbits, deer, birds, or other innocent wildlife, you are guaranteed to be raped in the ass painfully for all eternity. The hunters’ asses will break open, but the devil […more]

Rick Snyder Doesn’t Care About Black People

Dec 19, 2016 | | Say something

I am a white man who lives in Michigan and I believe that our governor has no emotional stake in the tragedies affecting the black people of Detroit and Flint. He does not care if people in Flint have lead in their water. He cares not at all about Detroit’s public school system and what happens […more]

Irritate People While They Watch TV and Movies

Dec 16, 2016 | | Say something

People are entertained and content when they are watching a TV show or movie that they really like. So content, that they sit still for hours and do nothing. They are in a trance; hypnotized by the shiny rectangle. It is your duty to free people from their vision being locked on the screen of […more]

How to Determine Someone’s Race if You’re Blind

Dec 15, 2016 | | Say something

This post is dedicated to all of my blind readers. I appreciate your loyalty and would like to reward you! So, I will teach you how to tell what race someone is without seeing them. This will also work with people who can see who are wearing dark sunglasses or a blindfold during an orgy. […more]

How to Get A High Paying Job

Dec 14, 2016 | | Say something

Everyone loves money, because money buys happiness and sex. The best things in life cost money. Those who say, “The best things in life are free,” are typically poor. They are jealous of the wealthy and want to kill them and wear their skin, like a fur coat with very little fur. This isn’t their […more]

Why Girls Love Dick Pics In Their Inbox

Dec 8, 2016 | | Say something

You may have heard woman complain about seeing stranger’s shafts in their messages. The only reason they complain is that they have been taught that society expects them to be frigid prudes with dry vaginas. No, seeing a random man’s dirty dick definitely makes women wet. They don’t feel uncomfortable, disgusted, or as though they […more]

Doctor Morthrod 6

Nov 22, 2016 | | Say something

Doctor Morthrod dreamed of a day when all the darks could dine with the lights at KFC, the way laundry should never be done. Then he woke up while being wheeled towards the emergency room. The ceiling seemed like a river flowing past his face, with the occasional island of fluorescent light. The back of his […more]

Morthrod Is The Better Choice For President

Nov 22, 2016 | | Say something

I am very proud of you all for the “Not My President” movement. Of course, the aspect of Michael Ericson being your true president is lacking, but you’re close enough for not being as smart as me. Yes, Donald Trump is a jackass and obviously not qualified to be president. This is the problem with […more]

The Website Is One Year Old!

Nov 16, 2016 | | Say something

Happy birthday to my website! One year ago, on November 16th, I posted my first article on this website, declaring that democracy is dead and that I am your new dictator. Since then, nothing has changed. Assholes still rule the world and global warming is in full effect, melting ice cubes all across the globe. […more]