I Can’t Stop Fucking My Hand

Apr 4, 2016 | | Say something

This is a very serious problem that I have. When I try to tell my friends about it, they always end up telling me, “Shut the fuck up! Nobody wants to hear about your dick!” I have no hope of this issue ever being addressed. For years, in secret, I have repeatedly rubbed my erection until the rocket of results. The same thing happens whenever I or someone else beats their Pete so often. They stop caring about everything else because the best thing in the world has become touching their penis while staring at pornography. Their life turns into Kentucky Fried Shit.

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So has every guy who blew his load staring at your titties. Porn stars are so selfish!

For me, all my jizz goes into my blankets. I jizz on one side of the blanket exclusively and use the other side for sleep. Unfortunately my small white dog Finnegan licks up the crusty leftovers. I have yelled at him many times but he still does it. Being alone on my bed is the best chance I have for ejaculating, so i tend to stay near it. The females are far away from my house and I don’t have the strength to reach them, even if I tried.

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Cum is highly nutritious.

When it comes to the female actresses in lesbian pornography, the illusions I had were recently annihilated. They are not, in fact, making this movie because they were so horny they couldn’t help it and are turned on even more because there’s a camera that will make a video that millions of men will masturbate to. All theses women care about is money; most of them are not actually lesbians.

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This girl only had to touch one penis, yet she got money from tens of thousands of them.

The combination of both the easy accessibility of my hand and of naked women on the internet is a combination i can’t resist, and I’m not the only one. Internet pornography is a major part of the life of hundreds of millions of males. Somebody needs to STOP this madness, before it’s too late and our penises take over our brains for good.

 

 

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