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How to be Cool

Jan 28, 2018 | | Say something

Let’s face it: we’re all empty inside and need the approval of others to fill the gaping void that is our soul. Here is how to be cool. If people like you, it’s almost like your life has meaning. Therefore, you should dedicate lots of time and energy to making people think you’re interesting and […more]

Best Ways to Surprise Your Love on Valentine’s Day

Jan 21, 2018 | | Say something

Valentine’s day comes with high expectations. Romance is an art. Women expect things and if you don’t give them what they want, you will get no sex. Don’t underestimate the power of women. They have the vaginas you want to put your penis in. Follow this guide on how to treat your lady right come […more]

The Best Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend

Jan 18, 2018 | | Say something

Let’s face it, talking to your significant other is extremely difficult because you never have anything interesting to say to each other. Let me fix that. Instead of thinking of questions yourself, just use my guide and you’ll actually be able to talk to them for the first time in months! These are the best […more]

Guest Post: Sex with dogs part 1, trip to the Dog Pound(ing my pussy)

Dec 3, 2017 | | Say something

I have always been interested in animals in a very sexual way. My name is Virginia Rose, and I am here to tell you all about the joys of having large dogs fuck you silly. When I was younger, just a teenager, I became ashamed of my attraction to dogs and cats. Whenever I told […more]

How to Survive a Hurricane: My Hurricane Harvey Story

Sep 1, 2017 | | Say something
how to survive a hurricane

Texas sucks but at least I know how to survive a hurricane.  I’m sorry for the hundreds of lives that have been lost but it really isn’t that hard to come out the victor. You see, people have a hard time thinking about All the Small Things since they are so worried about the big […more]

How to be Great at Selling Drugs

Jul 18, 2017 | | Say something

The best job you could possibly have is to be a drug dealer. No other job in the world earns a higher income and gets more respect from the community. Your new leader commands you to quit your job and start selling drugs! There are risks, but if you’re smart and follow my guide, there is […more]

This Website Will Survive, Motherfuckers

Jul 10, 2017 | | Say something

My name is Michael Ericson and I am better than all of you. That’s not an insult to you, that’s a compliment to me. You’re not bad, I just made you look bad. I created this website 20 months ago to give you my malevolent wisdom, AKA terrible advice, racism, and megalomaniacal nonsense. I’m like […more]

Review of the Tupac Movie

Jun 19, 2017 | | Say something

There is a new movie about the rapper Tupac Shakur out, and I command you to go see it. The story is about a black person who makes a bunch of music and pretends to be some kind of civil rights leader. Tupac makes a lot of money but he is always low on it […more]

The Best Ways to Free Yourself from Existence

Apr 6, 2017 | | Say something

Life. It sucks balls. Our parents didn’t ask our permission to create us, which means we were existence raped. How can we undo this horrible mistake? Getting out of bed, having to do things, never having enough money for all the drugs we want; it’s almost like a demon designed our universe to cackle at […more]

Great Ways to Fuck With People

Feb 17, 2017 | | Say something

Human beings suck ass, unless they’re you. If you’re normal, you have a burning desire to sadistically harm others for the sake of a good laugh. Getting pleasure from the pain of others is what makes humans great. Therefore, being completely insane in both public and private will make good things happen. Don’t think about […more]