Public Service Announcements

Hunters Are Garbage And Will Fry In Hell

Dec 20, 2016 | | Say something

Many people enjoy shooting and killing innocent wildlife. This is a natural thing that humans do; but humans are satanic shits. If you hunt and kill rabbits, deer, birds, or other innocent wildlife, you are guaranteed to be raped in the ass painfully for all eternity. The hunters’ asses will break open, but the devil […more]

Rick Snyder Doesn’t Care About Black People

Dec 19, 2016 | | 1 comment

I am a white man who lives in Michigan and I believe that our governor has no emotional stake in the tragedies affecting the black people of Detroit and Flint. He does not care if people in Flint have lead in their water. He cares not at all about Detroit’s public school system and what happens […more]

Irritate People While They Watch TV and Movies

Dec 16, 2016 | | Say something

People are entertained and content when they are watching a TV show or movie that they really like. So content, that they sit still for hours and do nothing. They are in a trance; hypnotized by the shiny rectangle. It is your duty to free people from their vision being locked on the screen of […more]

How to Determine Someone’s Race if You’re Blind

Dec 15, 2016 | | Say something

This post is dedicated to all of my blind readers. I appreciate your loyalty and would like to reward you! So, I will teach you how to tell what race someone is without seeing them. This will also work with people who can see who are wearing dark sunglasses or a blindfold during an orgy. […more]

How to Get A High Paying Job

Dec 14, 2016 | | Say something

Everyone loves money, because money buys happiness and sex. The best things in life cost money. Those who say, “The best things in life are free,” are typically poor. They are jealous of the wealthy and want to kill them and wear their skin, like a fur coat with very little fur. This isn’t their […more]

Morthrod Is The Better Choice For President

Nov 22, 2016 | | Say something

I am very proud of you all for the “Not My President” movement. Of course, the aspect of Michael Ericson being your true president is lacking, but you’re close enough for not being as smart as me. Yes, Donald Trump is a jackass and obviously not qualified to be president. This is the problem with […more]

The Website Is One Year Old!

Nov 16, 2016 | | Say something

Happy birthday to my website! One year ago, on November 16th, I posted my first article on this website, declaring that democracy is dead and that I am your new dictator. Since then, nothing has changed. Assholes still rule the world and global warming is in full effect, melting ice cubes all across the globe. […more]

Terrorists Aren’t Real

Oct 28, 2016 | | Say something

After the extremely unpopular Iraq War, it would seem as though Americans would have little enthusiasm for putting troops back into Iraq. However, Americans are bloodthirsty demons and that’s why they need me as a dictator. The rise of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria has filled many Americans with a rabid hunger for revenge for […more]

Meme Rape

Oct 22, 2016 | | Say something

People’s images are used to make memes that do not accurately represent them. These meme say things that the person often would not agree with and can portray the person very negatively. Because these people didn’t give permission for anyone to use their picture to make memes, they have been what I call “meme raped”. […more]

Morthrod Talks Shit About Trump And Clinton

Oct 21, 2016 | | Say something

The third and final debate… I fist my asshole for the five minutes leading up to it, so that in comparison the debate will not seem so bad. Right away I hear Clinton say that the Supreme Court should stand with the American people against the corporations and powerful interests. Trump has said things like […more]