Shortened Stories

BLOOD OF CHRIST

Jun 7, 2017 | | Say something

Lou loved going to church. He believed in God and considered his faith the most valuable thing in his life. Every Sunday Morning, he would drive to the Church of Christ-God-Jesus-Mary-Joseph and join hundreds of other Christians from his upper-middle class suburban township. Lou walked into church an hour before the sermon on a beautiful […more]

No Heroin in Heaven

Jun 7, 2017 | | Say something

Jeremy stood facing the chalkboard, so close to it that some of his spiky blonde hair pressed against it. He had a rubber band wrapped tightly around his left bicep; it pressed deep into his skin. He rolled up the left sleeve of his black hoodie and felt around for one of his remaining good […more]

Doctor Morthrod 6

Nov 22, 2016 | | Say something

Doctor Morthrod dreamed of a day when all the darks could dine with the lights at KFC, the way laundry should never be done. Then he woke up while being wheeled towards the emergency room. The ceiling seemed like a river flowing past his face, with the occasional island of fluorescent light. The back of his […more]

Raping O’Reilly

Oct 17, 2016 | | Say something

There’s nothing funny about rape. I should know; my name is Toby Bryant and I traveled across America for 20 years, raping white women in hotel rooms. Admittedly these women agreed to be raped and they weren’t all white, I just made them spread bird shit on their face like the Japanese do so that […more]

Lying For Sex no pics

Sep 8, 2016 | | Say something

I drive away from the mob and their righteous wrath regarding my shoplifting. “That’s karma for you,” Jessica declares smugly. “Bad things happen when you do bad things.” Normally I would just agree with her, but I am pissed off by my bloody elbows. I scraped them pretty painfully. “Karma isn’t real. People get away […more]

Doctor Morthrod 5

Sep 2, 2016 | | Say something

“All the insects are inside me, incubating, preparing for rebirth. The golden age has come, the age of the toasted tentacle,” Doctor Morthrod explained to Derek Dicknose. Derek was a demon-dispeller, he went from town to town performing exorcisms, and convincing country women to cradle his cock between their yellow crooked teeth. He wore a […more]

The New New Testament 9

Aug 23, 2016 | | Say something

Jewsus gave his last and most important instructions of all to the 12 Wizard Dragons. “Spread the word, my most loyal followers, there are witches everywhere. They will often disguise themselves as old women, or even young women, and sometimes as dogs, cats, rocks or trees. A witch can turn herself into anything, and they […more]

Jack Goes To College

Aug 19, 2016 | | Say something

Once upon a time there was a man named Jack. He ate rabbit shit Raisin Bran for breakfast every day. As in he picked out the raisins and put rabbit shit in instead. This was the only meal he ate because after that he was high on amphetamines all day, which he was addicted to […more]

Lying For Sex Part 15

Aug 19, 2016 | | Say something

“Why don’t you just go get a private dance in the back and cum on one of the stripper’s hands. It would be easier than with me; I know all you are about is easy women,” Jessica bitches. This woman let me finger her yeast-infected vagina on the first date. Most women wait a little […more]

Don’t Read This

Aug 18, 2016 | | Say something

I met an old man who told me that he could give me magical powers. Of what kind, I asked. The power to see women naked, he replied. He showed me a website on the internet known as pornhub.com. After watching humans have sexual intercourse for a while, I became bored. I told the old […more]