Shortened Stories

Pennies: 2069 Greasy Gnome Gonads and Tacos

May 22, 2018 | | Say something

Boss Banky had been trying to murder Bo with a sword, but Bo escaped into the bathroom. After Bo prayed cursing God, suddenly Boss Banky walked away. Had God answered Bo’s prayer, or something? Bo timidly opened the bathroom door and poked his head out to look around. Boss Banky was nowhere in sight. But […more]

Pennies: 2069 Fried Fuckstick Feast

Apr 30, 2018 | | Say something

Bo departed for work the next morning in a foul mood. He was upset because Boss Banky was going to chop off his fuckstick and eat it if he didn’t get the penny count right, and he knew that Boss Banky would make it almost impossible to succeed in saving his shaft. His commute to […more]

Pennies: 2069 Ethical Education

Apr 30, 2018 | | Say something

Bo and his robot pal Ro Bo rode 40 stories up in the elevator and went back into Bo’s modest apartment. “Why do people treat you like that?” Ro Bo asked. “They ignored you. You are so interesting and important and yet they do not care for you.” Bo smiled sadly and said, “Ro Bo, […more]

Pennies 2069: Deviant Dick Droid

Apr 30, 2018 | | Say something

When Bo finally made it home from work, his clothes in tatters and covered in bruises from being trampled by the herd of New Yorkers, he found that Ro Bo was masturbating on his couch. He had wires running up the sides of the 17 inch black dildo he had sown to his body and […more]

Pennies: 2069 Chicken Cock Suey

Mar 24, 2018 | | Say something

“If you don’t get the penny count right today, if it’s off by even one penny, I’m not just going to smear shit in your face Bo. I’m gonna chop off your little Asian dick and make chicken cock suey. Then I’m going to eat your cock along with chicken and chopped vegetables right in […more]

Pennies: 2069 Boss Banky Beats Bo

Mar 12, 2018 | | Say something

Bo stepped out into the futuristic New York street, where large crowds of people were walking down the sidewalk, most of them Asians squinting in the bright morning light. Hovering cars flew quickly across the magnetized roads. As Bo crossed the river of Asian squinters in suits and ties, people walked into him, and were […more]

Pennies: 2069 A man and his robot

Feb 22, 2018 | | Say something

Once upon a time in the future there was a man named Bo. Bo Ring, to be exact, and his life was quite bo-ring. He worked at Cum Unity Bank, or at least that’s how I like to spell it. Bo was a 5’7″ Asian man who looked exactly like all other Asians. He moved […more]


Feb 3, 2018 | | Say something

When we left off in the last part, Big Dick Monkey and the hippos, Mr. Hippo and Phyllis, had just pleasured and damaged Gayraff’s giraffe ass hole. Now the polar bear with dreadlocks and no tits returned and introduced herself as “RainSnow”. In his raspiest voice, Gayraff asked, “What have you brought to pleasure my […more]


Jan 7, 2018 | | Say something

In our previous installment of CARTOON ANIMAL asshole CULT, Gayraff the bisexual giraffe quit his job at the dildo testing factory because he needed larger objects to please his anus. So, he tricked several animals and a Jew into his apartment and locked them inside. They are becoming his anus pleasing slaves at this very […more]


Jan 6, 2018 | | Say something

Once upon a time in a fictional world where animals talk and are basically like people, there was a giraffe named Gayraff. Gayraff was actually bisexual though. He was 16 feet tall with a 20-inch penis. When he talked he sounded a 90-year-old woman who had chain-smoked constantly for the last 85 years. He was […more]