An oral B pro electric toothbrush to be specific. But I’m getting ahead of myself. First, I should convince you that it’s worthwhile to brush your teeth at all, or else why would you spend money on it? For many years I did not brush my teeth, only occasionally to prevent too much of that vanilla frosting that accumulates. Then I began to have horrible pains in my teeth. At first I ignored them and used Vicodin to mask the pain. Then I ran out of money.
It was then, and only then, that I decided to brush my teeth. I sold my television and bought a fancy electric toothbrush that got rave reviews on Amazon. Read about its features by following the link up there ^^^ The first day I did brush, my gums bled horribly. I thought I was dying. It hurt so bad and I felt weak for hours afterward. But I continued and realized something: my teeth had only been white because of the caked plaque. So, I went on Amazon and purchased Oral B whitening toothpaste. After dedicated use over many months, my teeth became white. I was confident enough to smile instead of just awkwardly grimacing when I was happy. This allowed me to attract a girlfriend, and thanks to Oral B toothbrush and toothpaste, I finally got laid at 39 years old. Also, I kept my teeth in my skull. In fact, thanks to Oral B 3D white, I am not allowed to smile at the sky because passing pilots may be blinded by the shininess of my teeth.
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