My Ex-Girlfriend Is A Fucking Whore

May 4, 2016 | | Say something

I wish I had never lost my virginity. More specifically, I wish I had never met Tonya. What I am doing right now is wrong because she might end up seeing this. However, the lesson I learned is one that I want everyone to know: do not trust women who will have sex with you almost immediately. They are sluts. They will not be faithful. My penis is weak and can not resist her vagina. Hopefully this article will serve as damning evidence against me so that I will not be allowed to ever stick it in her again.

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She’s Russian.

I once asked her what her fantasy was, and she literally said it was for me to be tied up and forced to watch her have sex with someone else, to “see what I would do”. Four years later and I’ve learned what that’s called. She wanted me to be a CUCKOLD. While we were together we went to an AA meeting required by probation. I was innocently high as fuck on cough medicine, which she decided to take offense to. So she started talking to this older guy, about 40 years old (she was 23 i was 18). Her unfaithful behavior would be rewarded by this man relentlessly stalking her, driving past her house all the time, and later when she decided to go out with him, many pictures of his “small flaccid penis”.

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She was gross. She’s still gross.

There’s nothing wrong with boob jobs, right? Big tits are awesome, right? No they slice the tits open from the underneath and shove sacks of silicone in. It’s a big fucking cut that they do, then, if you have what my ex-girlfriend had done, they slice the nipples off like pepperoni and move them up to get that “porn-star look”. Fake tits become a lot less attractive when you see them covered in bandages for a month after and see post-surgery pictures where the person looks dead. Oh, and she got a nose job too, so they sawed bone off her face. Fake tits, fake nose, fake bitch who broke my heart.

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My innocence was murdered.

 

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