Congratulations, you are now a member of a cult. Whether you have been regularly reading my posts, or this is your first time visiting, you are now in the Cult of Morthrod, of which I am of course the leader. You may have thought that the name of this website was some sort of joke. You certainly didn’t think that coming to this blog was equivalent to signing an invisible contract forever binding you to the cause of world domination by the Morthrod. But no, I am literally YOUR NEW LEADER. Obey my commands. Please.