So clearly, the anti-pimple industry is a scam. There is a simple solution to acne that barely costs money at all and only has two ingredients. You need aspirin and water. Aspirin is salicylic acid, which is also the active ingredient in Stridex. Crush up two aspirin pills. Pour the powder into an eight ounce glass of water. Stir. Stick your finger in this magical water and wet the areas you want to be pimple-free. You are welcome.
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