Dangerous Lies

Why Girls Love Dick Pics In Their Inbox

Dec 8, 2016 | | Say something

You may have heard woman complain about seeing stranger’s shafts in their messages. The only reason they complain is that they have been taught that society expects them to be frigid prudes with dry vaginas. No, seeing a random man’s dirty dick definitely makes women wet. They don’t feel uncomfortable, disgusted, or as though they […more]

Doctor Morthrod 6

Nov 22, 2016 | | Say something

Doctor Morthrod dreamed of a day when all the darks could dine with the lights at KFC, the way laundry should never be done. Then he woke up while being wheeled towards the emergency room. The ceiling seemed like a river flowing past his face, with the occasional island of fluorescent light. The back of his […more]

Morthrod Is The Better Choice For President

Nov 22, 2016 | | Say something

I am very proud of you all for the “Not My President” movement. Of course, the aspect of Michael Ericson being your true president is lacking, but you’re close enough for not being as smart as me. Yes, Donald Trump is a jackass and obviously not qualified to be president. This is the problem with […more]

The Website Is One Year Old!

Nov 16, 2016 | | Say something

Happy birthday to my website! One year ago, on November 16th, I posted my first article on this website, declaring that democracy is dead and that I am your new dictator. Since then, nothing has changed. Assholes still rule the world and global warming is in full effect, melting ice cubes all across the globe. […more]

Asshole Conservatives Are Garbage

Nov 12, 2016 | | Say something

There’s a new trend in conservative circles: bashing people for being PC, or politically correct. Being PC means not saying certain things because they will hurt people’s feelings. Usually, being polite is considered part of being a decent human being. Now it is something to be ridiculed, primarily by pieces of shit who want to […more]

Terrorists Aren’t Real

Oct 28, 2016 | | Say something

After the extremely unpopular Iraq War, it would seem as though Americans would have little enthusiasm for putting troops back into Iraq. However, Americans are bloodthirsty demons and that’s why they need me as a dictator. The rise of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria has filled many Americans with a rabid hunger for revenge for […more]

Meme Rape

Oct 22, 2016 | | Say something

People’s images are used to make memes that do not accurately represent them. These meme say things that the person often would not agree with and can portray the person very negatively. Because these people didn’t give permission for anyone to use their picture to make memes, they have been what I call “meme raped”. […more]

Morthrod Talks Shit About Trump And Clinton

Oct 21, 2016 | | Say something

The third and final debate… I fist my asshole for the five minutes leading up to it, so that in comparison the debate will not seem so bad. Right away I hear Clinton say that the Supreme Court should stand with the American people against the corporations and powerful interests. Trump has said things like […more]

Reasons Why Morthrod Should Be Your President

Oct 20, 2016 | | Say something

As you well know, our country gets to “decide” on November 8th between two grumpy old fucks who don’t know shit and have wrinkles for president. I highly suggest you write “Morthrod” on your ballot so that I can at least get my name out there. I would make a much better president than anyone […more]

How To Make Friends

Oct 20, 2016 | | Say something

This is a guide that will teach you how to make friends no matter where you are or what you smell like. Many people are shy in the presence of strangers and there are simple ways to overcome this. These tips require you to interact with people, so to make sure you aren’t afraid of […more]