They Would Chop Off Your Hand In Sandy Butthole Land

May 26, 2016 | | Say something

Everyone knows a thief.  Why don’t we skullfuck these bastards if we know that they’ve taken something of value away from somebody else? Nobody wants to be stolen from! 200 years ago thieves would have been surrounded by the townsfolk and torn into pieces so that they could be cooked into soup for the children.  Eliminated from the human race with nothing to show for themselves besides the absence of a receipt.  Well, it’s not two hundred years ago, and thieves steal because they know this will not happen to them. The worst that will come is a slap on the dick and an extended timeout in a place with gourmet food and friends that they’ll never forget. Society has an expectation that they will change.  Society is a retard.

 

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You’re not stealing any more Robitussin from this CVS!

     In so many areas of life and society we give second chances to people who perform shitty acts, and those second chances get second chances. This is autistic. Nobody changes if they don’t want to or have a reason to, regardless of the fact that it feels oh so fucking good to be the humble man and forgive and take the high road.  Some people think that if a person steals from you then that’s the price you pay to never have to deal with that person again. To release the shackles of friendship or give them the eternal silent treatment.  Shit, even reporting them to the police so that they learn their lesson.  Bah.  The thief moves on because it’s happened before and it will happen again. There are billions of people out there and it’s hardly an ass-raping to never have to deal with a narcissistic ass who thinks that the thief is missing out on the purest methamphetamine in the neighborhood, his friendship.  It’s not worth a damn to them.  The thief had his victim pegged long ago. That person had a chance to overhear what the thief was ordering from the menu and comment on his shitty taste.

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He’s falling over because his legs can’t support his weight

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